SCIENTISTS CONFIRM:
World's Cutest Human Just Clicked This Link
🎉
Sources close to the situation report that YOU (yes, you!) have just become the proud owner of this ridiculously romantic webpage.
Side effects may include: excessive smiling 😊, uncontrollable blushing 🌸, and spontaneous heart emojis appearing everywhere 💕
P.S. — No refunds. This is permanent. You're stuck with being adorable forever. Sorry, I don't make the rules. 🤷♂️✨